Chez Jorec

moniquill:

bloodhole:

did you know that the main reason we have a school lunch program is that in 1946 kids were too underfed to qualify for military service bc i just found that out and am horrified

nobody cares about children’s well being without an ulterior motive

“Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.” - George Carlin

mihari:

floororanges:

what the fuck is that supposed to mean

mihari:

floororanges:

what the fuck is that supposed to mean

circumcising:

I LOVE LEARNING BAD THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE I DON’T LIKE

truezodiacfact:

Thank you for your interest in our company, your resume is currently under review

truezodiacfact:

Thank you for your interest in our company, your resume is currently under review

松岡凛(CV:宮野真守) - Future Fish ~Rin Matsuoka Ver~
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mikleos:

my mobile has been stuck on this image for literal hours. nothing else will load. i refresh and lord farquaad only gives me this cheeky grin. i scroll down and all i see is darkness. there is no escape

mikleos:

my mobile has been stuck on this image for literal hours. nothing else will load. i refresh and lord farquaad only gives me this cheeky grin. i scroll down and all i see is darkness. there is no escape

lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

image

sillyandquiteawkward-reblog:

shisnojon:

amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

damn that sucks I’m healthier than ever, learned a shit ton, and I’m also beautiful and cool

tonystarks:

escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins

pinkiepony:

Please love your pets because their lives are short and they’ve seen you naked or having sex or masturbating or all three and they still love you.

nyxweaver:

grandtrilobyte-eleshnorn:

nyxweaver:

sarkhan-volkswagen:

nyxweaver:

abzan-houses:

nyxweaver:

y’all remember that game in elementary school where each person would say one word and the next person would say a word etc so it’d create a cohesive story? let’s do that:

Two

Thousand

men

ate

their

dicks.

well playtime is over you’re all grounded

wtffanfictionvoiced:

wtffanfiction's list of things used in fanfiction as lube & condoms.

It was too big as a soundbyte for tamblr so I had to make a video out of it.

pornstarwars:

my street

pornstarwars:

my street